pityfucker:

there’s a new girl at our school and she’s been here for 5 days and she’s already dated two guys what is her secret

(Source: assgrl)

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

Name: Bitch
Gender: Bitch
Race: Bitch
Age: Bitch
Height: Bitch
Weight: Bitch
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch

precumming:

don’t you hate it when youre in a relationship but the other person doesn’t know